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This house is not a home

I'm better off alone

Created on 2004-09-28 01:04:44 (#4671622), last updated 2005-02-16

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28 Journal Entries, 0 Tags, 1 Memory, 0 Virtual Gifts, 3 Userpics

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Name:	me
Birthdate:	05-29
Location:	Valley Cottage, New York, United States

Bio

hi my name is matt
i would like to tell u a few things about myself. I love reading... preferably books in the fantasy and science fiction genere. mostly fantasy. i like acting. im ok. i am technically only in the 8th grade so how good could i be. but reading mostly takes up my time. i like to listen to music when i read. it helps me concentrate better. sometimes i watch tv. so its all good. lol. i enjoy learning about witch craft and magic and wicca. i don't plan on doing it, until maybe i am older. much older. lol. i like vampires and dragons and werewolves and others things. i like weird people. because no one is truly normal. i certainly am not. because i like being weird. i have some really cool friends. their names are zoe, luke, santos, joanna, lizzy, katrina, ali (she is my girlfriend) joanna, i like avril lavigne. she is very pretty and i enjoy listening to her voice. and i also like low millions, green day, good charlotte, switchfoot especially, j.d. natasha, gwen stefani, dashboard confessional, story of the year, the killers, maroon 5 and chevelle.

if any one would like to read my entries, for it friends only, send me an email at geekswillrule@aol.com. thank you. and just for your entertainment i will put a few futurama quotes... enjoy!

Fry: Did you build the Smelloscope?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: No, I remembered that I'd built one last year. Go ahead, try it. You'll find that every heavenly body has its own particular scent. Here, I'll point it at Jupiter.
Fry: Smells like strawberries.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Exactly. And now, now Saturn.
Fry: Pine needles. Oh, man, this is great... hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
Leela: I don't get it.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
Fry: No, no, I, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Now I'll simply tune it to Leela's emotional frequency.
Professor Farnsworth adjusts the empathy chip.
Bender: My God. I'm overcome with feelings. I'm experiencing a powerful yearning to... to cram my gullet full of mackerel heads.
Dr. Zoidberg: That's me, baby.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Hmmm.
Professor Farnsworth readjusts the chip.
Bender: Now I'm worried I'm not as smart as Leela, but at the same time, I feel relieved I'm cuter than her.
Amy Wong: Uuh, that's me.
Whispering to Amy
Fry: Thanks for covering
Bender: This time, I miss Nibbler, and I'm feeling nosy and opinionated.
Amy Wong: Bingo.
Hermes Conrad: That's Leela.

Smart Fry visits Leela's apartment.
Fry: Apartment 1-I. The old me would make fun of that.